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“WELL I WAS TOSSIN’ AND TURNIN’, TURNIN’ AND TOSSIN’, A TOSSIN’ AND TURNIN’ ALL NIGHT”

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“IN EVERY LIFE WE HAVE SOME TROUBLE, BUT WHEN YOU WORRY YOU MAKE IT DOUBLE”

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SOME SMALL PROGRESS

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On the application of a pigment suspended in liquid to a surface there has been little progress since last I updated you on the state of this particular painting. However, where I have made great strides is in the choosing of a title for this piece. If you’ll remember at the time of my last report about this work of art I was experiencing a great deal of anxiety over the selection of a name for which to call it from a handful of candidates. Those titles that were under consideration at the time are as follows:

THE FAT MAN

CHUBBY FELLOW

LARGE MALE

HEFTY DUDE

Reading over those titles I am sure you will agree there was every reason in the world for me to be overcome with emotional distress when trying to choose only one from that group. In fact, many days did go by with ceaseless pacing and indeterminate bouts of staring into the distance when, as if by magic, my mind did produce what is obviously the most excellent, and wholly new, title of

‘The Portly Gentleman’

 

Until my next report, this has been

The President and Founder

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ARTIST’S INTERPRETATION OF THE MOONGATE CAFE with A DEFINITION and DETAILS

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The drawing below was created on the 13th of November, 2016 at approximately 9 a.m..

The commentary in the drawing’s lower left hand corner can be explained, for those who do no know, by the following definition from ‘the urban dictionary’:

drop your sack

expletive used most frequently by high school coaches to motivate players by insinuating that their players testicles have not fallen to the normal pubescent altitude

Coach Todd: Hey Gibbons! How about you drop your sack and hit the shit out of this baseball right chere?
Gibbons: What a fucking douchewad. Im gonna strikeout for that.

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