The Institute

Tag: Vegan

More common than you would imagine

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NOT AT ALL SURPRISED

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Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about ‘the science’, but, who in the hell really needed some egghead in a white coat telling them that vegetarians were unhealthy and mentally disturbed? I mean, come on people, put two and two together for Christ’s sake!

Think of it this way, Hitler was a vegetarian. Hitler was bad. And, you know who is like Hitler? Trump. Therefore, vegetarianism is bad. Go eat some meat, you’ll be glad you did.

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I GOT A “KICK ASS” BURRITO HERE

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Normally I would never dream of using profanity in one of my posts. I just don’t think it’s cool. However, in this particular case, due to the unbelievable awesomeness of the burrito purchased at this establishment I have made an exception.

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The ‘carne asada’ burrito available at this place would turn a vegan carnivore, therefore, I am going to keep its location secret out of respect for certain people’s life choices.

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WHEN I COUNT TO TEN AND SNAP MY FINGERS YOU WILL AWAKE REFRESHED AND BELIEVE, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THAT VEGAN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES AREN’T JUST FOR SISSIES

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I admit, just up until a couple of days ago, if some guy told me he liked vegan chocolate chip cookies I’d have been thoroughly disgusted with him and even wondered (were certain circumstances to arise) if he (the self confessed vegan cookie lover, that is) would be worth killing. Now, (thanks to the intervention of come kind and compassionate individuals) I have come to my senses and would never, ever, allow myself to have such thoughts. Oh, no, I’m not like that anymore. I swear.

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Vegan chocolate chip cookies prepared by The President and Founder for a person we will call ‘The Best Ever’

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