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“WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS SPACE MESSAGE, DR. VAN PONDER?”

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“Now I’d be a little less than frank with you if I didn’t admit that whatever I might say is only an opinion”

-Dr. Pol Van Ponder

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‘War of the Satellites’

1958

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No. 3 in the ‘Imagine’ series

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“Why not?”

That is the response I gave when first I did think to even imagine that God was talking to me. I mean, perhaps if I had spent an appropriate amount of time considering what it might mean to imagine such a thing I may have quickly removed the very idea from my mind and began instead imagining something else entirely. But, I didn’t. And, the reason I did not is simple. I really did imagine that God spoke to me.

Anyway, below is an image of (among other things) a yellow piece of paper (strategically placed so that I have no choice but to see it every single day) upon which is written the words

IMAGINE

(It’s God talking to you)

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It is said God doesn’t speak to everyone.

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OH MY (AN INSIDE LOOK AT MY ‘BLOG’)

Someone, it is impossible to say for certain who, did come to my (award winning) web site by typing the words ‘you are hitler’ into a search engine. First, no doubt, like me, you are probably wondering what kind of person would type such a thing into anything let alone a search engine, I mean, really! Unacceptable, as I like to say. No fan of Hitler here, that’s for darn sure. Guy was a nut. And, not in the good way. But, to even be associated with him, embarrassing. Hell, my Grandfather’s brother in law fought all the way to Berlin for Christ’s sake. Never liked to talk about it of course. Never showed me his ear collection.

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WHEN TAKING SOME DOWN TIME FROM ‘FIGHTING THE POWER’ RELIVE PAST GLORY WITH THE HELP OF YOUR FRIENDS AT CONDE NAST

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And if you really want your coffee table to look woke

be sure and pick up some of their other magazines.

Allure, Architectural Digest, Ars Technica, Bon Appétit, Brides, Condé Nast Traveler, Epicurious, Glamour, Golf Digest, GQ, The New Yorker, Pitchfork, Self, Teen Vogue, Vanity Fair, Vogue, W, Wired, Reddit and Backchannel.

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NEVER STOP FIGHTING THE POWER!

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MAN’S INHUMANITY TO MAN

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That a human would design in their mind, and then build¹ in reality such a chamber of horrors as this with the belief that other humans should use it for the purpose of either hygiene or pleasure is beyond imagining by all but the most depraved mind².

-The President and Founder

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¹With their own hands or with the labor of others (most likely for, what we at The Institute call, “Slave wages”)

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²The President and Founder is well known for his great (and natural) ability to imagine how others feel.

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IT HAS BEEN 3 MONTHS

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“It” being the time between taking the image below and posting it here for all to see. Some thought it too much time to wait, others thought it not long enough. This, I’m sure you will agree is, as they say, “just the way it is”. People can never agree on much of anything. One thing (however) most, if not all (yes, ‘not all’) can agree upon is that coming across a blanket on the side of the road near a sign for an abandoned gas station in the middle of the desert conjures up possibilities better left unexamined.

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