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WE’RE ALL THE SAME ON THE INSIDE!

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“I don’t think that you could tell the difference between your brain and Hitler’s brain if we were to put them side by side”

-Dr. Julia Shaw

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NAZI MEGASTRUCTURES (Sketch No.1: Reenactment of Adolf Hitler (the twisted and evil mastermind behind the horrific Third Reich) getting upset about transport issues)

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About the documentary series, ‘Nazi Megastructures’

“High-tech superguns. Weapons of mass destruction. In the quest for world domination, the Nazis built some of the biggest and deadliest pieces of military hardware and malevolent technology in history. These weapons changed the face of modern warfare forever. Witness the hidden remains of Hitler’s most ambitious projects and hear the stories of the engineering geniuses who designed them”

-National Geographic

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TRUE CONFESSION: I Once Drew a Drawing of Hitler

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“What the heck could have possibly possessed you to do such a thing, young man?”

My mom asked angrily

and, I mean it

she was angry

really angry

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I didn’t have an answer

or maybe

just maybe

I was too frightened to speak

the answer aloud

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OH MY (AN INSIDE LOOK AT MY ‘BLOG’)

Someone, it is impossible to say for certain who, did come to my (award winning) web site by typing the words ‘you are hitler’ into a search engine. First, no doubt, like me, you are probably wondering what kind of person would type such a thing into anything let alone a search engine, I mean, really! Unacceptable, as I like to say. No fan of Hitler here, that’s for darn sure. Guy was a nut. And, not in the good way. But, to even be associated with him, embarrassing. Hell, my Grandfather’s brother in law fought all the way to Berlin for Christ’s sake. Never liked to talk about it of course. Never showed me his ear collection.

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NOT AT ALL SURPRISED

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Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about ‘the science’, but, who in the hell really needed some egghead in a white coat telling them that vegetarians were unhealthy and mentally disturbed? I mean, come on people, put two and two together for Christ’s sake!

Think of it this way, Hitler was a vegetarian. Hitler was bad. And, you know who is like Hitler? Trump. Therefore, vegetarianism is bad. Go eat some meat, you’ll be glad you did.

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HYSTERICS

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I seriously lost my shit.

It was, for a moment, as if I was having a seizure, or perhaps as if I’d been taken over by some supernatural force. My hands waved wildly in the air, my head twisted from side to side, my eyes bulged, my entire body quivered. “NAZIS”! I gasped, and a few times gurgled as there was much saliva being produced within my mouth making it most difficult to enunciate. “The fucking National Socialist Workers Party” I thought to myself as a reminder of what Nazi stood for in an historical context. Then, suddenly, I realized it was not the evil SWASTIKA popularized by that monster, HITLER, but instead the good SUWASTIKA, which is associated with ‘tantric practices’ (whatever those are) made out of brick and mortar on the side of a house on a beautiful tree lined street somewhere in America.

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