The Institute

I didn’t have to title this drawing because everyone knows, “Pinocchio is a God Damn Liar”

 

Lying is unacceptable. It really is.

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If I had a new book (available on Amazon) the illustration below would be perfect for the chapter titled, “How my new found belief in Science helped me to understand ‘that sound'”

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Having been raised in a family of staunch Daydream Believers my conversion to Science belief has resulted in my having nowhere to go for the holidays.

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I want to call this drawing, “The Breeze that Rustles Through the Trees”, you got a problem with that?

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I (at one time) titled this drawing, “Illustration of the Reinforced Cardboard House to be Used as the Cover for a Small Book Containing Allegories”

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“I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations…”

J.R.R. Tolkien

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Let’s just say, Tolkien had certain proclivities

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I call this drawing, “The Time I had to Stand Up in Front of my Book Club and Admit ‘Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire’ was not on my Summer Reading List”

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I soon found myself (unceremoniously) run off

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I call this drawing, “Hey, Kids, Did I Ever Tell You About the Time I Took a Knee?”

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Somebody had to do it.

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The kid on the left misunderstood what I meant and asked “To your nards?”

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Playing Roshambo Against a Kid with No Hands

 

“England’s doomed”

 I remarked (offhandedly) while beating him, yet again, in what was, by all accounts, “just” a friendly game of ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’.

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The kid kept thinking he’d win

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A Magnified View of One of The Ladder’s Horizontal Supports and the Artist’s Interpretation of an Inter-dimensional Being that has Controlled the Destinies of Man Since the Dawn of Time

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“No way!” You (most likely) exclaim upon reading the above title, unbelieving that such inside knowledge is now at your fingertips.

However

The question remains

Do you really want to know?

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I know I didn’t. But, someone has to.

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Do you remember a while back when I mentioned having “a bad feeling about this”?

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Well, if you’re like most, and chances you are, at least somewhat, then, you have completely forgotten.  Luckily for you, being that I am, what you could describe as, a ‘unique individual” I am unable to forget, and so, have been (some would say ) cursed with the responsibility of reminding you.

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Number 21 of the 107 (no one remembers)

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