“COME ON, RUSSELL, I DON’T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU LIKE MEN, OR WOMEN, OR CREAM FILLED DONUTS, OKAY?”

by The Institute for the Study of Slightly Varying Circumstances

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“Russell Stark*, a famous Hollywood action movie star, is shadowing Danny as part of his research for his next big movie role playing a New York detective. Linda, Erin, Nicky, and even Danny’s partner, Detective Baez, are all excited, but Danny thinks he is a big distraction and calls the whole shadowing thing off. Danny gets an urgent call from Russell late at night to help him as he’s been a victim of a mugging and has been stabbed. When Danny shows up, it’s clear that Russell was attacked while cruising for a gay date, but because of his celebrity status as a straight leading man, he is adamant that Danny cannot tell anyone.”

-CBS.Com ‘Blue Bloods’ season 4, episode 2 summary

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*The characters name is actually ‘Russell Berke’. That CBS.com got this wrong is, I must say, a little unnerving.

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After making the face, portrayed above, Detective Danny Reagan explains to Sgt. Sid Gormley that people visiting New York should feel safe when cruising for a gay date.

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