I said a prayer the other day* and when God answered me* He* reassured me that I was right about pretty much everything

by The Institute for the Study of Slightly Varying Circumstances

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And if we know that he hear us, whatsoever we ask, we know that we have the petitions that we desired of him.

-1John 5:15

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*I was just sitting around, not doing much of anything, when I thought to myself, I thought, “I should say a prayer about something”

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*I know, I know, you’re thinking, “God answered you?”, it sounds nuts, right? But, for my purposes here, let’s just pretend it is true.

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*Yes, definitely ‘He’.

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