The Institute

No. 3 in the ‘Imagine’ series

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“Why not?”

That is the response I gave when first I did think to even imagine that God was talking to me. I mean, perhaps if I had spent an appropriate amount of time considering what it might mean to imagine such a thing I may have quickly removed the very idea from my mind and began instead imagining something else entirely. But, I didn’t. And, the reason I did not is simple. I really did imagine that God spoke to me.

Anyway, below is an image of (among other things) a yellow piece of paper (strategically placed so that I have no choice but to see it every single day) upon which is written the words

IMAGINE

(It’s God talking to you)

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It is said God doesn’t speak to everyone.

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The Maid of OrlĂ©ans

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How else would God speak to me, if not through my imagination?

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The Least Practiced of the Grappling Arts

 

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GRAPPLING WITH THE UNREAL

 

Hosted by:

Jack Horrorchild

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All across this world of ours countless practice Brazilian jiu-jitsu, judo, sambo, wrestling, and even shootfighting, but, almost none, that is, only one (that I’m aware of) dare practice GRAPPLING WITH THE UNREAL. When asked why I do it, I answer, “It’s just what I do, ya know?” And, usually, if I accompany my answer with an intense stare, that is enough to get whoever is pestering me with moronic questions to buzz off so that I can return to doing what no one else will.

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Most (pretty much everyone you have known, or will know) cannot even begin to comprehend what it means to GRAPPLE WITH THE UNREAL. If you’d like to have at least an inkling of what it’s all about then I’d suggest you pay attention to what I’m laying on you, ya dig?

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