PREPARATION OF SALAD FOR ‘THE NIGHT SHIFT’

by The Institute for the Study of Slightly Varying Circumstances

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“The Night Shift?” you ask curious to know what kind of hi-jinx The President and Founder is up to now while also silently appreciative of the fact that he is taking care of himself by ‘eating healthy’. “Yes, The Night Shift”, I (The President and Founder) reply touching you gently on your shoulder while staring for too long into your eyes.

You do know ‘The Night Shift’, don’t you? No? What the fuck is wrong with you? Don’t answer that, I’m not interested. Here instead is a brief summation of the show as found on (the) Google:

A night-shift doctor at San Antonio Memorial, T.C. Callahan struggles to find the balance between saving lives and the hard reality of running a hospital. Joining him as he faces the sometimes dangerous task of running the emergency room are his best friend — who often shoulders the unenviable job of keeping T.C. out of trouble — Topher; former Army medic, Drew; lead physician — and T.C.’s ex-girlfriend — Jordan; and surgical resident, Paul. The rigors of the job may expose some personal weaknesses, but their shared drive to save their patients bonds them together in a tight-knit group.

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or, as NBC suggests:

Follow the crazy cases of San Antonio Memorial’s heroic staff on The Night Shift

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to which I would add:

While enjoying a healthy repast

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